word on this street is this blog used to be really chill in 2008 and then in 2009 it got 'totally gay'
sorry yallsies. feel like i let yall down. feel free to read the blogs of 2008 before i sold out and my blog got rly shitty

hey u all,

sometimes what happens is everyone lets u down. well not everyone. but someone lets u down in a way where youre like 'wat just happened?' u know? does ne1 no what im talkin gabout

real emails i have actually written

'so its almost 2 am and i cant sleep even though i have to be up at 8. i took some nyquil as a last resort a few moments ago. i measured it out so that i dont have a nyquil hang over. i was unsure of what to do so i went to the kitchen and ate. there are a bunch of bugs in the pantry so i kept it closed. i heated up a tortilla with some swiss cheese. i also heated up some stale bagel bits and put nutella on them. i also tried to put some jelly on a tortilla and eat it. it was gross and dripped everywhere - i cleaned idt up. i didnt put peanut butter on it because the peanut butter was in the pantry, even though i wanted to.
sometimes, in life, there are too many choices. i wish someone would tell me what to do sometimes and i would just do it and it would be the rhight choice. i was thinkign about my dream where i was in a car and it flipped over and someone helped me and they melted but i was ok. if dreams 'mean something' maybe that means that i feel really guilty to ask other people for help.'

Howdy,

Mawulis Blog Here. Mawuli Blogging.



Some things on my mind lately. Even though it was almost a week ago, my friends/coworkers bring up how I 'took a leak' in broad daylight in a public area. Why cant yall let it go already?

I forgive yall. Love almost all of yall in a NO HOMO way.



Other thing on my mind is respect. If you give it you get it back. If you say 'SHOTTY STIX NO BLITZ' that means you get to play XBOX LIVE. It also means "NO BLITZ." Irvin (and Yall), I dont know how that can be more clear.

Love yall and will miss yall when Im in WACO this week. Think there was some kind of mass suicide there. Wonder what they all think of mercy killings?

Ahoy

Ahoy yall,

My name is Mawuli and I work with Lina at debate camp. We have had a positive work relationship for 3 years now, so Lina trusted me to take over her blog.



Working at debate camp is like a dream come true. I have met many amazing people. Here I am chilling with some friends, just hangin' out.

This girl in a picture with me, I am not sure if she is Japanese or Chinese. what do yall think? I do not want to get too personal right away.



Here i am chillin with an attractive female RA. I wonder if she has a boyfriend? I have a thing for young jewish women. She's not working this year, but sometimes I dream that maybe when we're old I'll run into her at the supermarket.



Every year, I get so close to all my coworkers, that I cant help but feel we are a big family. Sometimes even your family can accuse you of indecent exposure, even though we all know that law should be repealed. Here I am feeling a little bit like Kobe after he got accused of raping that woman.

Seriously though, I love all yall (NO HOMO), and I hope to make each blog update more danker than the next one.

Peacing out,

Mawuli

P.S. Whats yalls opinion on mercy killings?

groceries blog

hey guys,

well since my grocery blog post was such a smashing success (actually didnt get any feedback about it), im going do a lil repeateroo of that one

i went to krogers today and here is a partial list of what i bought;

flavored seltzer water (4)
lean pockets (4)
frozen tv dinners (5)
steamed vegetables (4)
milk
puffins cereal (2)
grape jam
pepsi (3)
apples
crackers
gum

K! THATS ABOUT IT!!! HOPE EVERY1 HAS A GREAT EVENING!!!!!

-lina

the lonely car

even tho a car is an inatimate (spelling??) object
i once heard a drunk driving commercial from the perspective of a car
it felt so real, and i felt like, if this car were real, it would feel 'lonely'
and if i ever tried to drive it while being drunk, it might feel 'scared' or 'resentful' towards me
i am calling this piece of art work 'the lonely car' by me lina

has anyones life become better since arlen spector joined the democratic party
im going to 'read for fun' today
no one told me it would be impossible to do anything

something that didnt happen at all

i can't find my pink shorts
so i've been wearing sara's shorts
they say DANCER on the butt
sara said wouldn't it be funny
if someone came up to you and asked
'did you dance at barbaras dance studio'
get it
its funny because i am not
'a dancer'
in the traditional dance studio
interpretation of the word
i would respond with
yeah
they would say
ME TOO
WHAT TYPE OF DANCE DID YOU DO
i would say
'i did ballet for three years
but i didn't make the competition squad
i was too busy'

fashion post

thats the jumpsuit i bought off of ebay a while back. i gave it to syd who looks amazing in it. she has tastefully paired it with some ugg boots. i love u syd

advanced sweater society meeting

the advanced sweater society had an impromptu meeting. every1 looked really cute and i really got a 'feel' for who u all are. there was a lot of interest in just chilling in ur sweater with yr friends, so that was really rand0m. im worried about the future of the club because of the economic recesh...

heres some pix from the meeting:

feeling a lil youtubey:


feeling kinda b1tchy:


feel1ng kinda rav3y:


tryin 2 look like the animal on your sweater:


sorry for the lack of blogupdates. i know it has been 10,000 facebook years since the last one.

i accidently stumbled upon a pile of DIAMONDSSS

this video you guys is the best thing ive ever seen on youtube.
thanks to anna for showing it to me. it is from 2004, so it is a vintage find.

i have never felt compelled to make a tribute video but im going to make one for this, and i have the potential to get rly serious about it. i have an equal potential to prolly not do anything about it.

Advanced Sweaters Society (A.S.S)

I have seen a lot of very Advanced sweaters in my day. A lot of people i know have a very Advanced taste in sweaters. Others taste in sweaters is overt/sucks. I appreciate a good sweater set. A very defined sweater collection is a mark of class and culture. That is why I'm starting an Advanced Sweaters Society not only to explore the sweater economy with greater scrutiny, but also to locate the Most Advanced Sweater of All Time.

I know u all have some very nice sweaters that are also cute sweaters too. cant wait to post my sweaters... i <3 how they keep me warm and are comfy but also how they can still represent me in a positive/cute and cool/creative way without being "too different" or "not safe for work"

heres what i bought when i went grocery shopping

hey u all just thought id share my groceries list with u all.

today i bought the following items:

- Hot Pockets (3)
- Bagelfuls (original)
- Canned Baby Corn (3)
- Rolaids
- Orbit Gum Sweet Mint
- Mini Wheat Bagels
- Tortillas
- Frozen Stir Fry
- Snap Peas
- Baby Carrots
- Frozen vegetable medley
- Frozen Brussel Sprouts
- Frozen Snap Peas
- Cherry Coke
- Instant Coffee
- Sparkling Mineral Water
- Power Bars
- Caramel Rice Cakes
- Wheat Thins Crackers
- Campbell's Harvest Soups (4)
- Michelina's Potatoes and Chicken Entree
- Michelina's Mac + Cheese Entry

AND THATS WHAT I BOUGHT AT THE GROCERY STORE TODAY! HOPE I DIDNT LEAVE ANYTHING OUT!!

edit: oops, here is what an Advanced Grocery Shopping List would look like:

- Seltzer Water (10)
- Eggs
- Vodka
- Cat Litter
- Jelly
- Fig Newtons
- Vanilla Wafers
- Lunch Meat
- Bananas
- Baby Food
- Crab Meat